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Top 10 Aliases for Computer Age Criminals

A few years ago, computer hackers disabled the Associated Press web site, leaving behind various nicknames, such as Benny Hill and
Punisher, as their only trace. Clearly, a new era of computer crime has spawned a special breed of anonymous criminal. And we'll bet a
few of them won't be  able to resist tagging themselves with modified monikers. Witness our top 10 AKA's for high-tech outlaws:

1) Son of SIMMHis random acts of murder (RAM) are some of the most shocking in recent memory. Hates his motherboard.
2) Billy the CADFastest drawing program in the West.
3) Pretty eBay FloydModern-day Robin Hood auctions faux antiques to the rich and donates the spoils to failing dot-coms.
4) Bugsy C++-gulA good coder gone bad.
5) Ted Bondi BlueSet out to write a virus to attack Power Macs and iMacs but switched to PCs when he discovered VBScript.
6) James URL RayAssassinated the leader of the 32-bit color coalition.
7) Hack the RipperBrutally rips MP3s and burns them to CDs. Displays total disregard for copyright laws.
8) SCSI BordenGave her mother 40 Macs.
9) John DellingerEscaped from prison brandishing a Latitude carved from soap.
10) John WAN GacyYour child's worst nightmare: A network administrator, a basement, and a clown suit.
 

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