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  • Don Adams 1923-2005
    Immortality - missed it by that much...
      
  • Don Adams 1923-2005
    Would you believe...
      
  • Dear Sweet Leota
    Beloved by All
    In Regions Beyond Now
    But Having a Ball 
    (For those who don't know, Leota Toombs created & was the voice of the crystal ball in Disney's Haunted Mansions)  
        
  • They finally took our good friend Scott,
    When a lightning bolt could not
        
  • Bill Clinton lied here
    (with many small stones around that say 'and here')
        
  • Lizzy Borden's father lies here
    (with many small stones around that say 'and here...')
       
  • Charles Borden, father of Lizzie
    Get out of her way when she's having a tizzy!
       
  • Elizabeth Borden
    Rests in Pieces
      
  • Elvis
    Live with it!
                   <or>
    Get over it!
                   <or>
    A hunk, a hunk of rotting bones
       

  • Count Dracula
    1236
    1458
    1527
    1703
    1823

    1995
      
  • Dracula
    "Fangs for the Memories"
      
  • Count Dracula
    May you always be in our hearts,
    And may that stake always be in yours
       
  • Here lies Vlad the Impaler
    He bit off more than he could chew
      
  • Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy
    He will rise again
       
  • H. Dumpty
    "I was pushed!"
     
  • Edgar Allen Poe
    Quote the poet ~ Nevermore

      
  • MEL BLANC
    Man of 1000 Voices
    Beloved Husband and Father
    1908 - 1989
       
  • Perry Mason:
    The defense rests
       
  • GRAVE OF BRITISH SOLDIERS - Concord, Massachusetts
    They came three thousand miles and died
    To keep the past upon its throne
    Unheard beyond the ocean tide
    Their English Mother made her moan
    April 19 1775
      
  • Here underneath this large stone
    Lies Robert, Earl of Huntington
    An archer you would say was good
    And people called him  Robin Hood
    Sick outlaw as he and his men
    Will England never see again
    Obit 24 December 1247
       
  • William Shakespeare
    Good friend for Jesus sake forebear
    To dig the dust enclosed here
    Blessed be the man that spares these stones
    And cursed be he that moves my bones
       
  • Eleanor Smith
    Who was fatally burned
    March 21, 1870
    by the explosion of a lamp
    filled with "R.E. Danforth's
    Non-Explosive Burning Fluid
    "
      
  • Marilyn Monroe
    I told you blondes had more fun
     
  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    Mmm... Mmm.. Good
      
  • From Scott Renfield on the Halloween List (It's so good, I had to credit you!)
       
    Orville Redenbacher
    1907-1995
    Died a pauper (popper)
     
  

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