Here are a few that I can definitely see used on gravestones... |
| Cur non isti mictum ex occasione? | Why didn't you go when you had the chance? |
| In rivo fimi sine rivo sum | I'm up the creek without a paddle |
| Est mihi nulluus nummus superfluus | I do not have any spare change |
| Observa quo vadis, cinaede | Watch where you're going, jerk! |
| Visne scire quod cradam? Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere! | You know what I think? I think that Elvis is still alive! |
| Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea necabit! | Look at the time - my wife will kill me! |
| Illegitmi non carborundum est! | Don't let the bastards wear you down! |
| Sic friet crustulum | That's how the cookie crumbles (Thus crumbleth the little cake) |
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Here are a few more that might come in handy - if not for Halloween, to scattered into everyday conversation to amaze your friends.... (Yeah, right!) |
| Perscriptiò in manibus tabellariorum est | The check is in the mail |
| Amicule, deciliæ, num is sum mentiar tibi? | Baby, sweetheart, would I lie to you? |
| Braccæ tuæ aprinuntur | Your fly is open |
| Da mihi sis bubulæ frustum assæ, solana tuberosa in modo Gallico fricta ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum | I'll have a hamburger, French fries, and a thick shake |
| Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est | The designated hitter rule has got to go |
| Tractatorne in Germania Orinetali doctus est? | Was your masseur trained in East Germany? |
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