- Rover - Got run over
(reminds me of the old song, "I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover . . . "
- Rover - now under clover
- Speedy - now worm feedy
- Spot - Alive he's not
- Spot - Washed overboard from Grampa's yacht
- Rosie - Now pushing up posies
- Fluffy - Went toes up & got real puffy
- Champ - Never made it back to camp
- Duke - Ate rat poison & started to puke
- Sparky - Run down by a neighborhood narkie
- Fishy - Under Dad's boot became rather squishy
- Lightning - To look at him now would be rather frightening
- Jett - Done in by our vet
- Our cat Ellie - Ended up in a pit bull's belly
- Flash - Ended up as freeway hash
- Scooter - Will scoot no more
| - Lassie - Flattened beneath the trash truck's chassis
- Shep - Off the balcony was a grave misstep
- Rocket - Shouldn't have gnawed the electrical socket
- Gretchen - Found out porcupines are not for fetchin'
- Midnight - Has seen his last sunrise
- Speedy - Wasn't so...
- Speedy - Didn't live up to his name
- Please have pity,
For this little ditty,
To my poor kitty.
- Spot -
The neighbor's cat he might have got,
But by the neighbor, Spot was shot."
- Fluffy - They don't always land on their feet
- Fluffy was a wonderful cat
Until that truck squashed her flat
- Tweety the bird,
Was a great singer and flyer,
Until he took that nap in the dryer
- Do 9 tombstones for one cat
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