• My favorite!

Attention grave robbers, thieves and vandals
Say your prayers and light some candles!
These grounds are protected by an old Gypsy curse.
And just when you're thinking things couldn't get worse...
Our video surveillance should give you chill.
Because if one doesn't catch you - the other one will!
   

• This graveyard has cameras
  And alarms on the props,
  Disturbing the contents
  Will summon the cops.
      
• To haunt you, disturb you or give you a fright
  All of these things are our goals tonight
  Ghosts and ghouls, twisted just right,
  Sounds of darkness, horrors of night.
  Entertainment its purpose for those wanting a scare,
  Turn back now.....or enter if you dare!

   

• He took our stuff, he had no class
  So we went medieval on his a--
     

• If you were dead - you'd be home now! 
    

• Please don't feed yourself to the wildlife!
     

• Openings available - ask about our easy layaway plan!
     

• Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
  Minutus carborata descendum pantorum
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