Bates Motel
Old State Highway 99
Fairvale, California

 

NORMAN!!!!!!!!!

You and one of your little tramps have left this room in a mess again. Can’t a week go by where I don’t find one of the bathrooms a disgrace, blood in the ice machine or another cadaver buried in the coal bin??? Remember - we are in the hospitality business! What do you expect us to live on - hope?

Clean up this room immediately, young man or it’ll be no rocking in my chair for a month! I’m keeping my eye on you, Norman. Don’t let me catch you playing with filthy girls again! Remember, I’m the only one who loves you!

Love,

Mother`

P.S. Please check the root cellar when you get a chance. Something smells rotten down there!

 

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